Say Silk 5 Times Jokes

Question: Say silk 5x. Spell silk. What do cows drink?

Answer: Water.

Question: Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28?

Answer: All.

Question:

Answer: It was you.

Question: You’re in 5th place in a race. You speed up and pass 3rd place. What is your Rank?

Answer: 3rd

Question: 2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. after a long days work, they each caught a fish. When the came home, there was 3 fish. How is this possible?

Answer: There is a Grandfather, a Father, and a Son. The grandfather is the father of the father. the father is father of the son. the father is the son of the grandfather. So there is your 2 fathers and 2 sons.